SEATTLE SALLYS
Entertainment First. Touchdowns Second.
Women's over-40 flag football like you've never seen it. We play. We dance. We entertain. And we never, ever act our age.
Who Are the Sallys?
Born from a book club. Forged on the gridiron.
What started as a heated argument over whether Elin Hilderbrand or Colleen Hoover writes better beach reads somehow ended with ten women forming the most electrifying flag football entertainment team in the Pacific Northwest. We don't just play the game. We put on a show.
Upcoming Events
Catch the Sallys live. Folding chairs encouraged.
April 12, 2026
The Portland Petunias
Lumen Field • 2:00 PM
Season opener at the home of the Seahawks. The Sallys take on Portland's premiere over-40 flag football squad in what promises to be the rivalry of the century. Halftime show featuring the Sally Shuffle.
May 3, 2026
The Tacoma Terrors
T-Mobile Park Parking Lot • 1:00 PM
A gritty, blue-collar matchup in the shadow of the Mariners' stadium. Tailgating starts at 10 AM. Bring your own folding chairs.
May 24, 2026
The Spring Spectacular
Gas Works Park • 3:00 PM
An afternoon of flag football, live music, and the world premiere of the Sallys' new choreographed end zone celebration. Food trucks, face painting, and a dunk tank featuring Coach Donna.
Meet the Team
Legends don't retire. They play flag football.
"Big Play" Martinez
Quarterback
Former PTA president turned gridiron general. Brenda calls audibles the way she calls emergency bake sale meetings -- with absolute authority and zero room for debate.
"Touchdown" Chen
Wide Receiver
Runs routes sharper than her carpool schedule. Tina's combination of speed, precision, and the ability to change direction mid-stride makes her virtually uncoverable.
"The Manager" O'Brien
Center
Will absolutely speak to the referee's manager. Karen anchors the offensive line with the same energy she brings to a homeowner's association meeting -- relentless, organized, and slightly terrifying.
WANT THE SALLYS AT YOUR EVENT?
Exhibition matches. Halftime shows. Corporate events. Birthday parties. We'll bring the touchdowns and the dance moves.